Pandora's Briefcase: You've got to be CED-ing me!

My eldest son was peering over my shoulder as I was looking back at my posts here, and noted that my last post was on the 21st of October, 2011. "That's a long time!", he said. "It is quiet here... too quiet!" And so once again I blow the cobwebs off the briefcase, and reach with my hazmat-gloved hand into its cavernous bowels to retrieve... Well, I thought seeing as I referred to this format when talking to a friend on facebook, how about one of these: