After a rather oblique exchange with a friend on Facebook ...
The whimsy set in, and after a little time Photoshopping I came up with this:
Please note that no Mormons, Zombies, or bike-pumps were harmed in the making of this work of "art", and no offence was intended towards any of the afore-mentioned parties!
Thanks must go to http://www.fanpop.com for the original image that I stole, and to dafont.com for their free-for-personal-use Shaun of the Dead font. And for those concerned about my spiritual welfare after the apocalypse, I have not exposed my delicate self to the horrors of the Shaun of the Dead movie, although I do know the plot. OK?